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United are now a one (bad) trick horse
That’s it then, the third defeat in a row and there is officially enough evidence to realize that something isn’t working. Now, we have already been chided for having dared to suggest that we actually...
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The shoulder-slump is now a Man United trademark
That finally, surely, went and did it. There is now no chance of United retaining the league, and a Top 4 finish can also be fairly certainly ruled out. There is not a shred of creativity running...
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Six Positives from the United-Sunderland game
That’s right. The negatives are out there for everyone to see, and it is frankly getting repetitive. So what does a second viewing of the highlights package lead you to look for? The positives! 1. We...
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Post-Liverpool, Arsenal looking at make-or-break month
That result was a big one whatever way you look at it. Taken in isolation, it advances us closer to our most realistic shot at silverware this season; viewed with a broader lens, it arrests an alarming...
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The Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants
This should actually be called non-traveling pants to be factually correct, given that United are apparently topping the league’s away table, while being absolute pants at home. But I took poetic...
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Spain 1-5 Netherlands: Flying Viper Moves Mountain
I haven’t really seen Game of Thrones except for reaction videos to major spoiler episodes when audiences open mouths and tighten sphincters to the, um, eye-popping action on screen. But if you can...
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England, Spain and the Club vs Country Debate
Sepp Blatter is apparently all sorts of evil, this is common knowledge. His reputation has now spread far enough that American television, which is generally more familiar with the Monona High School...
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‘Best World Cup Ever’ almost done now
Watching this ‘FIFA Soccer World Series’ in the US has been quite the novel experience. In a country where some guy going back to some city to play some sport occupied 98% of the airwaves for two whole...
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5 Things we learned – An Arsenal Fan’s Perspective
I honestly don’t understand what I would’ve done this summer if there was no World Cup; a sentiment I am sure echoed by millions of others world over. The additional fact that Brazil ’14 was one of...
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The Great FA Cup Final All-Club Extravaganza Sale
In anticipation of the FA Cup final clash between Arsenal and Aston Villa, we at BigFourZa have introduced a special batch of merchandise for our readers; lucky totems and leafy tutus, drink mixers and...
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Sam Allerdici and the art of the ill-timed rant
As much as I loved basking in the glory of absolutely dismantling Man United for an extended period of time (courtesy the pus filled boil that is the International Break), I’m glad that the league is...
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Liverpool 0 – 1 United: Most undeserving win ever
For all its global marketing nous and claims of potentially being the most watched sporting even in the world on a per-week basis (ok, Superbowl, it’s time we told you the truth), the Premier League...
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Can United get into Europe with the kids?
It’s a gloriously sunny Saturday morning and I’m fresh off watching the highlights from United’s amazing, clinical, jogo bonito style wins over the mighty Shrewsbury Town and FC Midtjylland. It is fair...
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Wenger to replace Walcott with old cafeteria lady
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is all set to replace Theo Walcott with Loretta Laguerta, a sprightly octogenarian who manages the London Colney cafeteria, it has emerged. This decision was taken after...
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Wenger says FA Cup is useless anyways
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has declared the FA Cup the ‘Nickelback of football trophies’ in the aftermath of his team’s defeat to Watford in the quarter finals. The Frenchman entered the press room...
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Michael Bay secures film rights to Arsenal end-of-season collapses
American filmmaker Michael Bay has secured the film rights to Arsenal’s end-of-season collapses, according to reports. Bay, who narrowly edged out Rohit Shetty and the National Centre for Disaster...
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Claudio Ranieri absolutely mental, according to reports
The footballing world should take a moment to consider how absolutely mental Claudio Ranieri is, according to reports. The avuncular Italian has guided unheralded Leicester City to a historic Premier...
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Wenger admits he’s too busy playing Pokémon Go to care about transfers
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has admitted he ‘doesn’t give a fish’s tit’ about the transfer window because he is too busy playing Pokémon Go. The Gunners boss has been seen whipping out his cut-price...
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Wembely confused why Americans find ‘soccer’ boring
Fans at Wembley stadium were left confused by all the fuss about British sports being boring after NFL teams Washington Redskins and Cincinatti Bengals played out a boring 27-27 draw after a 60-minute...
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Arsenal fans start petition to remove November from calendar year
Arsenal fans have started a petition to remove November from the calendar year for football fixtures, it has emerged. The Gunners have historically struggled in November, have a tough set of fixtures...
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